I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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