I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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