you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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