it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
