why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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