I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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