is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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