Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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