i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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