By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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