I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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