is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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