I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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