tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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