Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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