Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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