"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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