Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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