Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he puts the penis in happiness.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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