oh god the rape fog is back!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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