so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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