His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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