Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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