My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
