i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Text me some of your sweat
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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