I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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