no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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