I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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