She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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