Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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