You really coming over, don't trick.
i don't like sucking hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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