I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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