quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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