So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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