I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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