brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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