This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
my poor anus
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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