I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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