i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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