"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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