I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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