OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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