i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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