i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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