Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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