Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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