That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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