So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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