You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I believe in your delicious
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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