yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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