Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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