We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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