But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.