Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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