Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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