I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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