I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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