If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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